This is good news, since I'm one step closer to forever wiping it from my memory. I was going to use the writer of Identity Crisis in the title, but I can't remember his name for the life of me. Its an exercise in economy, a principal most of you writers today have all but forgotten. Now, everything in the comic must have some purpose, because otherwise you wouldn't have bothered to type it out. You'll have to evaluate what exactly has to be in there to tell a story. You can't type anything readable with you toes unless you take your sweet time. When you're typing with your toes, every word you put onto the page is now an investment. INSANITY, you say, but hear me out on this one. From now on you type exclusively with your toes. I assume, like humans do, you type with your hands. I'm not mad at you guys, I just have an idea that could solve all your problems. You guys aren't Joyce, so stop trying to be. I don't need to know every thought that pops into a character's head. Usually, all we get is pages of meaningless conversation and inner monologue. But people are getting tired of picking up an issue for three bucks and not getting anything close to a story. You've been doing it for a while, and it's worked for you.

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